'Effed up Phobias.

Hmm, so many interesting phobias these days. I'm beginning to think people just makes these things up to feel different. XD
Well, Caligynephobia is a fear of beautiful women. Can you imagine how much that must suck? Well, you'd be lucky to have a man like that, low standards, you don't have to be perfect! But it means you're not pretty :/ What compliments would he give you?
"Oh, my love! You're ugliness condoles my fears!"
What the hell?
Shall we go over more strange phobias? Not even strange, more like damn insane. I still don't think they're real. I found an article on how to live with Caligynephobia -_-;
This phobia led me on a search to find other effed up phobias.
Well, lets get started on these phobias A-Z;

Ablutophobia- Fear of washing or bathing.
Alektorophobia- Fear of chickens.
Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions.
Anglophobia- Fear of England
Aulophobia- Fear of flutes
Barophobia- Fear of gravity -- sucks to live on Earth, huh?
Botanophobia- Fear of plants -- Don't go up in the wood, them plants gonna get cha.
Catapedaphobia- Fear of jumping from high and low places.... No comment.
Chiraptophobia- Fear of being touched -- Now I have this, so I can't say anything
Cibophobia- Fear of food
Cnidophobia- Fear of stings
Cyclophobia- Fear of bicycles.
Cymophobia or Kymophobia- Fear of waves or wave like motions
Decidophobia- Fear of making decisions -- got this too :/
Dutchphobia- Fear of the Dutch
Ecclesiophobia- Fear of church
Ecophobia- Fear of home
Eleutherophobia- Fear of freedom
Eosophobia- Fear of dawn or daylight.
Ephebiphobia- Fear of teenagers
Euphobia- Fear of hearing good news.
Eurotophobia- Fear of female genitalia. -- the "E" phobias got it going on.
Francophobia- Fear of France
Gamophobia- Fear of marriage.
Geliophobia- Fear of laughter. -- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAA!!!!
Gynophobia- Fear of women -- Not just the beautiful ones?
Hadephobia- Fear of hell.
Hagiophobia- Fear of saints or holy things -- of you have both of these, what do you do?
Hellenologophobia- Fear of Greek terms or complex scientific terminology.
Heterophobia- Fear of the opposite sex. (Sexophobia)
Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia- Fear of the number 666.
Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia- Fear of long words. -- They so did on that on purpose. You poor poor long worded homosapians.
Homilophobia- Fear of sermons
Hylophobia- Fear of forests.
Ideophobia- Fear of idea
Ithyphallophobia- Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.
Japanophobia- Fear of Japanese. -- Timmy XD
Judeophobia- Fear of Jews.
Kathisophobia- Fear of sitting down
Kenophobia- Fear of voids or empty spaces -- I actually have this o.o; I hate empty chairs and such
Kosmikophobia- Fear of cosmic phenomenon.
Kyphophobia- Fear of stooping
Lachanophobia- Fear of vegetables.
Laliophobia or Lalophobia- Fear of speaking.
Linonophobia- Fear of string.
Liticaphobia- Fear of lawsuits
Logophobia- Fear of words
Macrophobia- Fear of long waits
Medomalacuphobia- Fear of losing an erection
Menophobia- Fear of menstruation.
Merinthophobia- Fear of being bound or tied up.
Meteorophobia- Fear of meteors.
Mnemophobia- Fear of memories
Mythophobia- Fear of myths or stories or false statements
Neopharmaphobia- Fear of new drugs.
Nomatophobia- Fear of names
Novercaphobia- Fear of your step-mother.
Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8.
Oneirogmophobia- Fear of wet dreams
Optophobia- Fear of opening one's eyes
Ostraconophobia- Fear of shellfish.
Ouranophobia or Uranophobia- Fear of heaven.
Papaphobia- Fear of the Pope.
Peladophobia- Fear of bald people.
Phagophobia- Fear of swallowing or of eating or of being eaten.
Phalacrophobia- Fear of becoming bald. -- O_O
Philophobia- Fear of falling in love or being in love. -- <3 lovelovelovelovelovlove
Phobophobia- Fear of phobias -- if that's not irony, I don't know what is
Porphyrophobia- Fear of the color purple -- if you have this, Fuck you.
Proctophobia- Fear of rectums
Russophobia- Fear of Russians.
Rhabdophobia- Fear of being severely punished or beaten by a rod
Samhainophobia: Fear of Halloween -- This is Halloween This is Halloween everybody make a scene!
Scelerophibia- Fear of bad men
inistrophobia- Fear of things to the left or left-handed
Somniphobia- Fear of sleep
Soceraphobia- Fear of parents-in-law
Symmetrophobia- Fear of symmetry.
Syngenesophobia- Fear of relatives.
Syphilophobia- Fear of syphilis. -- Completely understandable.
Teutophobia- Fear of German
Textophobia- Fear of certain fabrics. -- and what are these certain fabrics?
Trichopathophobia or Trichophobia- Fear of hair
Tyrannophobia- Fear of tyrants. -- Hitler ^_^
Urophobia- Fear of urinating. -- This could be a problem o.o
Virginitiphobia- Fear of rape.
Vitricophobia- Fear of step-father. -- Two things that go so well together
Walloonphobia- Fear of the Walloons -- WHAT IS THAT?!
Xanthophobia- Fear of the color yellow or the word yellow.-- YELLOWYELLOWYELLOWYELLOW

And my favorite:

Zemmiphobia- Fear of the great mole rat

This isn't even all of them -_-
Some people got problems. XD